Rabbids

BWAAA!

A Fish Called Selma

Marge, you being a cop makes you the man! Which makes me the woman — and I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing. The Internet King? I wonder if he could provide faster nudity… But, Aquaman, you cannot marry a woman without gills. You’re from two different worlds… Oh, I’ve wasted my life. Uh, no, you got the wrong number. This is 9-1…2. I’m allergic to bee stings. They cause me to, uh, die.

Life on the Fast Lane

You don’t like your job, you don’t strike. You go in every day and do it really half-assed. That’s the American way. I stand by my racial slur. Brace yourselves gentlemen. According to the gas chromatograph, the secret ingredient is… Love!? Who’s been screwing with this thing?

  • Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals…except the weasel.
  • Slow down, Bart! My legs don’t know how to be as long as yours.
  • They only come out in the night. Or in this case, the day.

The Last Temptation of Homer

Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals…except the weasel. Well, he’s kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace “accidentally” with “repeatedly” and replace “dog” with “son.” Oh, so they have Internet on computers now! And here I am using my own lungs like a sucker.

Homer the Great

What’s the point of going out? We’re just going to wind up back here anyway. Oh, so they have Internet on computers now! Your guilty consciences may make you vote Democratic, but secretly you all yearn for a Republican president to lower taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like a king! Get ready, skanks! It’s time for the truth train!

  1. Ahoy hoy?
  2. I’ve had it with this school, Skinner. Low test scores, class after class of ugly, ugly children…
Natural Born Kissers

He didn’t give you gay, did he? Did he?! Beer. Now there’s a temporary solution. Dad didn’t leave… When he comes back from the store, he’s going to wave those pop-tarts right in your face! Beer. Now there’s a temporary solution.

Bender Rodriguez

Bender did it again

Space Pilot 3000

And when we woke up, we had these bodies. That’s right, baby. I ain’t your loverboy Flexo, the guy you love so much. You even love anyone pretending to be him! Morbo will now introduce tonight’s candidates… PUNY HUMAN NUMBER ONE, PUNY HUMAN NUMBER TWO, and Morbo’s good friend, Richard Nixon. Bender, being God isn’t easy. If you do too much, people get dependent on you, and if you do nothing, they lose hope. You have to use a light touch. Like a safecracker, or a pickpocket.

Kif Gets Knocked Up A Notch

And until then, I can never die? I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself. Hey, you add a one and two zeros to that or we walk!

  • Spare me your space age technobabble, Attila the Hun!
  • Calculon is gonna kill us and it’s all everybody else’s fault!
  • It’s toe-tappingly tragic!

Proposition Infinity

I found what I need. And it’s not friends, it’s things. You’re going back for the Countess, aren’t you? You lived before you met me?!

The Prisoner of Benda

I had more, but you go ahead. And so we say goodbye to our beloved pet, Nibbler, who’s gone to a place where I, too, hope one day to go. The toilet. This is the worst part. The calm before the battle.

  1. I’m sorry, guys. I never meant to hurt you. Just to destroy everything you ever believed in.
  2. And so we say goodbye to our beloved pet, Nibbler, who’s gone to a place where I, too, hope one day to go. The toilet.
  3. I found what I need. And it’s not friends, it’s things.
  4. Quite possible. We live long and are celebrated poopers.
Godfellas

Is the Space Pope reptilian!? Okay, it’s 500 dollars, you have no choice of carrier, the battery can’t hold the charge and the reception isn’t very… No, of course not. It was… uh… porno. Yeah, that’s it. I love you, buddy! There, now he’s trapped in a book I wrote: a crummy world of plot holes and spelling errors!

Teenage Mutant Leela’s Hurdles

Hey, what kinda party is this? There’s no booze and only one hooker. Daddy Bender, we’re hungry. I haven’t felt much of anything since my guinea pig died. That’s a popular name today. Little “e”, big “B”?

If rubbin’ frozen dirt in your crotch is wrong, hey I don’t wanna be right. Uh, is the puppy mechanical in any way? I suppose I could part with ‘one’ and still be feared… Who said that? SURE you can die! You want to die?! When the lights go out, it’s nobody’s business what goes on between two consenting adults. Do a flip!

And when we woke up, we had these bodies. Calculon is gonna kill us and it’s all everybody else’s fault! Kif might! I’ll tell them you went down prying the wedding ring off his cold, dead finger. You, a bobsleder!? That I’d like to see! Goodbye, friends. I never thought I’d die like this. But I always really hoped.

Quite possible. We live long and are celebrated poopers. Well, then good news! It’s a suppository. We’re rescuing ya. I’m sorry, guys. I never meant to hurt you. Just to destroy everything you ever believed in. Actually, that’s still true.

Oh, I think we should just stay friends. Uh, is the puppy mechanical in any way? Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun? Large bet on myself in round one. No. We’re on the top. Spare me your space age technobabble, Attila the Hun!

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